Do I believe in conspiracy theories?  Me?  Are you nuts?  What else can explain those chemtrails being put down by planes every day before it rains?  What else explains the fact that President Obama follows exactly the same political agenda as did George W. Bush, who followed in the same steps as Bill Clinton, who walked down George H. W. Bush’s path, who himself was the vice-president of Ronald Reagan?

Are you a Democrat or a Republican?  When you boil it down it makes no difference because neither party rules from the perspective of righteousness.  If the Republicans did, as they say they do, then abortion would have long ago become illegal in America.  In fact, it became legal during a Republican presidency and Republicans carefully picked Supreme Court justices who would keep it so, but always in a 5-4 balance so as to make it seem that something was being done.  It has kept us on the edge of our seats, has it not?  It has also kept thousands of pro-life Christian robots manning the Republican get-out-the-vote machine.  Well, we felt like we were doing something.

Conspiracy theories?  Of course. Satan has always conspired to rule this world under a one-world government with his son, the antichrist, as its head. But, God has another plan. Are you part of it?